Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
Scissors sizzle,
thistles sizzle.
2.
Tom threw Tim three
thumbtacks.
3.
How much caramel can
a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a
camel?
4.
He threw three free
throws.
5.
Fresh French fried
fly fritters
6.
Gig whip, gig whip,
gig whip, ...
7.
I was born on a
pirate ship.
Say it while holding
your tongue.
8.
2 Y's U R.
2 Y's U B.
I C U R.
2 Y's 4 me!
9.
Little Mike left his
bike like Tike at Spike's.
10.
Yellow butter, purple
jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say
it quick!
Yellow butter, purple
jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker,
say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple
jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your
mouth full!
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