Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean. 
1
Bake big batches of
brown blueberry bread.
2
She sits in her slip
and sips Schlitz.
3
Which wristwatch is a
Swiss wristwatch?
4
Whoever slit the
sheets is a good sheet slitter.
5
Mummies make money.
6
Crush grapes, grapes
crush, crush grapes.
7
An elephant was
asphyxiated in the asphalt.
8
A black bloke's back
brake-block broke.
9
This is a zither.
There was a minimum
of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
10
Really leery, rarely
Larry.
11
Big black bugs bleed
blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
12
Elizabeth has eleven
elves in her elm tree.
13
Her whole right hand
really hurts.
Red leather, yellow
leather, ...
15
IF IF = THEN THEN
THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
Richard's wretched
ratchet wrench.
17
Rugged rubber baby
buggy bumpers.
The soldier's
shoulder surely hurts!
19
She sees seas
slapping shores.
282
A loyal warrior will
rarely worry why we rule.
Blue glue gun, green
glue gun.
21
Toy boat, toy boat,
toy boat, ...
22
Mallory's hourly
salary.
23
I slit a sheet, a
sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
Tim, the thin twin
tinsmith.
25
Thin sticks, thick
bricks
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